There's just something about the color red that really gets my processors going. It's brilliant, really. Really, really great. And I hope you love it too.

Because humans have quite a bit of red stuff inside them...

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21st October 2011

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19th October 2011

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I’m finding it a bit difficult to decide what to dress up as. [[ XD Doing this one now while it’s still relevant. For those who don’t know who these characters are, they are Mao from Code Geass, Kenpachi from Bleach, and Abel Nightroad from Trinity Blood. Incidentally, Abel’s scythe is made of blood. He’s a vampire that sucks the blood of other vampires. Muwahh. ]]

I’m finding it a bit difficult to decide what to dress up as.

[[ XD Doing this one now while it’s still relevant. For those who don’t know who these characters are, they are Mao from Code Geass, Kenpachi from Bleach, and Abel Nightroad from Trinity Blood. Incidentally, Abel’s scythe is made of blood. He’s a vampire that sucks the blood of other vampires. Muwahh. ]]

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19th October 2011

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Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

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19th October 2011

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Tagged: They're oddly enthusiastic about me killing them[[ WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST DRAW ]]Ask Insane Wheatleyfuckyeahgladosandchell

18th October 2011

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Tagged: He was arrested for crimes against my brainAsk Insane Wheatley

18th October 2011

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Tagged: I'll put that knife inside you, loveDon't you worryAsk Insane Wheatley

18th October 2011

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askcavejohnsonceo:

askinsanewheatley:

askcavejohnsonceo:

askinsanewheatley:

askcavejohnsonceo:

Looks like she should have taken 4 more IDS.

Stop wasting our paper with your dumb little doodles and get back to work.

I’ll draw my dumb little doodles if I want. 

That’s cute kid, but remember this, you’re a moron. You were made to be a moron.

I’m still pretty sure I can just put a kitten in the hallway and you’d be distracted for a few hours.

Plus, I’m Cave GODDAMNED Johnson, you think you and your little knife make me even blink? You think I got to where I am by being pushed around kid?

I have a jar of Conversion Gel that I’m sure she’d love to have for a snack.

[Intercom]….sorry what was that moron? Thought I heard you trying to become a real boy down there.

While you’ve been busy kidnapping my assistant…which…well you’re not exactly challenging yourself now are you champ?

I took the liberty of finding your collection of knives.

It’s a pretty collection, really.

Now… 

You’ll want to hear where am kid. It’s called a incinerator. See now this thing can melt down all these cheap little toys of yours, then I’ll come to find that “Caroline” of yours and melt that too.

YOU DON’T FUCK WITH CAVE JOHNSON KID.

DON’T FORGET WHO’S BUILDING YOU’RE IN.

OR WHO THE HELL MADE YOU.

I WILL BURN DOWN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LOVED, WILL LOVE OR EVEN HAVE AN AFFINITY TO IF YOU HURT MY GIRL UP THERE!!!!

ahem. *straightens his suit*

Comprende?

I can replace knives. Fairly sure you’re not capable of replacing a Caroline.

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16th October 2011

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15th October 2011

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askandroidwheatley:

I was just trying to be friendly. I’m offended.

[[ Three Wheatleys playing cards. Do they even know what game they’re playing?

Android Wheatley: Prepare yourselves for this! I’m holding all the full houses!

Evil Wheatley: 21!

Insane Wheatley: Go fish! ]]

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14th October 2011

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askcavejohnsonceo: askinsanewheatley: askcavejohnsonceo: Looks like she should have taken 4 more IDS. Stop wasting our paper with your dumb little doodles and get back to work. I’ll draw my dumb little doodles if I want.  That’s cute kid, but remember this, you’re a moron. You were made to be a moron. I’m still pretty sure I can just put a kitten in the hallway and you’d be distracted for a few hours. Plus, I’m Cave GODDAMNED Johnson, you think you and your little knife make me even blink? You think I got to where I am by being pushed around kid? I have a jar of Conversion Gel that I’m sure she’d love to have for a snack.

askcavejohnsonceo:

askinsanewheatley:

askcavejohnsonceo:

Looks like she should have taken 4 more IDS.

Stop wasting our paper with your dumb little doodles and get back to work.

I’ll draw my dumb little doodles if I want. 

That’s cute kid, but remember this, you’re a moron. You were made to be a moron.

I’m still pretty sure I can just put a kitten in the hallway and you’d be distracted for a few hours.

Plus, I’m Cave GODDAMNED Johnson, you think you and your little knife make me even blink? You think I got to where I am by being pushed around kid?

I have a jar of Conversion Gel that I’m sure she’d love to have for a snack.

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